We’re going to be listening to from Blue Jays followers all season, and it’ll be kicked into overdrive right here within the subsequent month after the Leafs barf throughout themselves within the first spherical once more. All of that vitality will certainly be channeled into the Rogers Centre instantly. You received’t be capable of duck it.
But it surely’ll be laborious to be mad at them, as a result of this Jays group is extremely enjoyable and may rating like 1200 runs this season. Additionally they’ll get to beat up on groups with unvaccinated dumbasses because of Canada’s considerably grownup insurance policies on COVID.
Additionally they have Vlad Guerrero Jr., who can flip baseballs into their very own meteor bathe with one swing, like he did earlier this afternoon in opposition to the Rangers:
That’s 118 MPH off the bat, and despatched 467 toes in a vogue resembling the Arc of The Covenant being opened. Woe to anybody who needed to get in the way in which of this screaming holy spirit within the second deck. The Rangers outfield acquired to take perhaps a step and a half earlier than this mimi was over their heads and rendered their jobs ineffective. A lot of outfielders are going to search out themselves superfluous when Guerrero is batting this yr.
Disgrace about that pitching although, because the Jays have coughed up a six-run lead because of Hyun Jin Ryu’s marvel emporium as we speak. Dovetails properly with the seven-run hole the Jays made up on Friday on the Rangers.
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These are issues for an additional day. Proper now, simply take pleasure in Vladito altering the chemical make-up of a baseball by power and velocity. It’s most likely going to occur quite a bit. And high-speed projectiles being launched at possible Maple Leafs followers within the bleachers isn’t a nasty factor.
