I dug up this publish from Cashin’s Feedback dated December 31, 2014
‘Tis the day earlier than New Yr’s
and regardless of what you’re hopin’
The oldsters within the Boardroom say
“the complete day we’re open”
So we’ll purchase and we’ll promote
because the tape crawls alongside
And although “Bubbly’s” verboten
we should still sing a track
Two Thousand Fourteen
was okay, not likely a wow
Until a Santa Claus rally
took us by Eighteen Thou
We misplaced particular individuals
as we appear to every yr
It simply makes us treasure
every one that’s nonetheless right here
Robin Williams, so manic
snuffed out his personal mild
Mickey Rooney’s gone additionally
into Dylan’s Good Night time
Joan Rivers departed
when a physician slipped up
And Sid Caesar now sips
from a heavenly cup
James Garner, “Bret Maverick”
has performed his final hand
Polly Bergen now sings
in an Angelic band
Eli Wallach wants no badges
he’s received wings, I’ve a hunch
Elaine Stritch discovered a brand new place
now with cherubs she’ll lunch
Hurricane Carter
has thrown his final punch
Ann B. Davis as “Alice”
not waits on the “Bunch”
Bacall, who may whistle
took her final curtain name
Philip Seymour Hoffman
is now simply down the corridor
Casey Kasem’s now itemizing
High 40 harp songs
Mayor Barry departed
transferring on previous his wrongs
Mike Nichols graduated t
o Mrs. Robinson’s place
Ruby Dee now additionally
fills heaven with grace
Ben Bradlee adopted Nixon
for one remaining time
Maya Angelou tells St. Peter
her favourite new rhyme
Oscar De La Renta
designed his final robe
“Adam Smith” (Jerry Goodman)
he has additionally left city
The specter of Ebola
made everybody concern
‘So Time made well being staff
their Man of the Yr
Kim Ok bared her belongings
glossed up until they shone
However most folk on the web shrugged
and left the entire thing alone
Some man close to the White Home
hopped up over the wall
And because the door was unlocked
he simply strolled down the corridor
The ice bucket problem
made some hairdos a multitude
However it raised a number of cash
to assist battle ALS
Of their Little League Sequence
one child pitched a pearl
As a younger woman confirmed us
the right way to “throw like a woman”
Polar Vortex froze enterprise
The yr began out tough
However once we received defrosted
issues appeared to go nicely sufficient
There have been shootings, then lootings
issues saved turning weird
Till a mad man got here North
to shoot two cops in a automotive
We noticed ISIS beheadings
and automotive bombs galore
Sadly, three totally different airliners
received half approach however no extra
Brad wed Angelina
and George Clooney – Amal
However some of us like Don Sterling
couldn’t discover any pal
There have been midterm elections
The GOP did fairly nicely
Will that assist them to manipulate?
It’s approach too early to inform
Sony thought it terrific
they usually’d have a number of enjoyable
In the event that they made a joke film
during which they killed Kim Jung Un
Derek Jeter retired
one recreation at a time
In most states, homosexual marriage
is not a criminal offense
The NFL fumbled
on home abuse
We didn’t see the entire tape
was their solely excuse
Rolling Stone ran a narrative
that they later withdrew
And extra ladies blamed Cosby
saying the press actually knew
Gwyneth Paltrow “decoupled”
Taylor Swift instructed streamers “No!”
Within the child’s film Frozen
Elsa sang “Let it go”
Let not this yr’s recollections
of unhappiness or sleaze
Disturb you at the present time
simply give your coronary heart ease
Have religion that this New Yr
will convey a brand new signal
And imagine in your self
it can all work out high-quality
Simply carry up your spirits
and a few fruit of the vine
And kiss ye a liked one
and sing Auld Lange Syne
And late within the night
as you watch the ball fall
Want your self all the most effective
Pleased New Yr to All!!
Beforehand:
Remembering Artwork Cashin (December 5, 2024)
