Halloween of horrors
P. DIDDY could also be spending extra time along with his attorneys than he possibly did along with his women. Together with our latest turkey, into US District Courtroom, Southern District of New York have flown a number of extra birdies.
One plaintiff — Jane Doe, repped by the Buzbee Legislation Agency — alleged “violent sexual assault” of an 18-year-old outdoors an NYC Halloween celebration. “Many people and entities . . . conspired with this abhorrent conduct,” the lawsuit claims and speaks of “one thing sinister — a darkish underbelly of crime, intercourse trafficking, pressured labor, kidnapping, bribery and prostitution.” Additional alleges he “degradingly sprayed champagne throughout [her] as he carried out sexual acts in opposition to [her] will.” And “she subsequently handed out” and woke “at a buddy’s home with none recollection of how she arrived there.”
A request for damages “to be decided at trial” consists of lawyer charges, prices and “attachment of defendants’ actual property and different belongings situated within the state of New York.”
This lawsuit lists names and locations the place different lawsuits allege Combs allegedly drugged, raped and assaulted girls. Additionally references one other lawsuit, wherein a male music producer accuses Combs of “forcing him to have interaction in undesirable intercourse acts and intercourse trafficking” and “allegedly usually drugged others, together with minors.”
This criticism has attorneys from New York, Houston and San Diego.
Between lawsuits, jail bars and the “criticism and demand for jury trial” Puff Daddy’s a busy future.
(Combs’ attorneys have refuted the various civil lawsuits, and he has pleaded not responsible to federal intercourse trafficking fees.)
Aide & abet
QUESTION: Why’s each assistant part-time legislator’s weekend bookkeeper at all times hulking behind his/her boss who’s hulking behind a mike with a guide stuffed with the important advert libs. These human bushes say zero, do zero, add zero, supply zero. Typically one may scratch her/his behind — however normally nothing. That bottom simply stays itchy.
So, can anybody aside from Hunter’s reliable daddy who sired him and loves spitty Bernie Sanders clarify to me why they’re at all times standing there like every other vegetable backyard scarecrow dummy?
New York Metropolis’s counter tradition
STANLEY Tucci: “The Second Avenue Deli — now on Third Avenue — is the place I had matzo ball soup and a pastrami on rye. Heaven. I used to be excited with the noodles. Not straightforward to search out in London. Solely two bites of the sandwich, I took the remaining again to my lodge.”
Tucci, ex-New Yorker, longtime Londoner: Both a cash saver or a meals lover.
Excessive-end loot
EVERYBODY’s into counting their goodies or euros. Rock fotog of Springsteen, Bob Dylan and Björk is unloosing his Leicas at you. Through Robb Report, stuff’s priced round $160,000 and grabbable in Asbury Park. There’s additionally Peter Sellers’ 22-foot mahogany speedboat for $350,000. Pay attention, if you happen to can’t spring for it: Have the Pink Panther steal it.
One other’s counting their good luck. One yr Keanu Reeves took time to signal autographs after an extended day filming. Even hugged an adolescent. When she instructed him this was the most effective day of her life he embraced her and stated, “Nah, tomorrow’s at all times higher.”
OK, so I wasn’t at all times appreciative of Biden. Now I compensate for my lack of goodness towards him. Now I need to actually give him a thumbs up. Two thumbs up. Neglect the place’s the “up” the Republicans need the thumb to go. My lone query being, are you able to say all that in a kindly gracious pleasant newspaper?
Solely in New York, youngsters, solely in New York.
