“Nicely, guys, I’m having an odd day. This morning I acquired an e-mail from NBC asking what I achieved final week.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Yep, they should reply with 5 accomplishments from the final week. Federal staff wrote again: ‘I acquired this e-mail, I opened this e-mail, I learn this e-mail, I laughed at this e-mail, and I deleted this e-mail.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“He adopted up by tweeting, ‘Failure to reply will probably be taken as a resignation.’ Now, clearly, the one correct e-mail response to that’s: ‘What did I do final week? Your mother, your mother, your mother, your mother, and your mother.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“After all, the employees had been livid, principally about getting a piece e-mail on a Saturday.” — JIMMY FALLON
Jon Oliver scrutinized Fb’s new posting insurance policies on Sunday’s episode of “Final Week Tonight.”
