‘I Simply Don’t Have Time To Memorize Scripture,’ Says Man Who Is aware of Total 1986 New York Mets Roster
October 8, 2024 | Tags: BABYLON BEE, SATIRE
NEW YORK, NY — Native man Bradley Hart caught some awkward stares from members of his church small group earlier this week after the 38-year-old claimed that he “simply does not have time to memorize Scripture,” even if he had evidently dedicated the whole 1986 New York Mets roster to reminiscence.
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