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Democrats have unleashed livid assaults on Republicans for utilizing successful the election as an excuse to attempt to take management of the federal government. READ MORE

In response to reviews, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has quite a lot of children, with an estimated three dozen Musk-sired kids being introduced throughout the typing of this sentence. This has led hundreds of thousands of individuals to surprise if their kids had been additionally fathered by Musk. READ MORE

In a robust assertion, RFK Jr was sworn in as the following Secretary of Well being and Human Companies Thursday on a uncooked 32-ounce ribeye. READ MORE

Native man Dennis Walters lastly realized that the rationale individuals play hockey is as a result of it permits them to legally punch a Canadian immediately within the face. READ MORE