God Declares He Will Now Be Voiced By James Earl Jones
September 9, 2024 | Tags: BABYLON BEE, SATIRE
HEAVEN — Although many have claimed to have heard the voice of God all through human historical past, the Lord will now have a voice that’s extremely identifiable by all folks, as a consultant from Heaven confirmed that the deceased James Earl Jones has been contracted to play God’s Voice for all eternity.
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